September 1, 2009

You're so huge!!

I thought all my prego friends (there are a lot of you right now) would get a kick out of this... It's inevitable that SOMEONE is going to make a comment about how huge you are, like the other day when my mom's neighbor said, "you're so big! are you sure you aren't having twins?!" Umm...yes rude lady, I am sure, I think the doctor would let me know if there were 2 babies in my belly... here are some good comebacks to those rude comments! If only I would have known one of these off the top of my head the other day!

You're so HUGE!
• "Yeah, I'm actually a week late and my water could break at any minute -- stand back!"
• "I know, I gotta start cutting back on the burgers and booze."
• "I'll try to take that as a compliment."
• "Yeah, but I'm going to lose 20 pounds in a day. What about you?"
• "Well, ya know, I'm growing a life. What have you done today?"

5 comments:

Sarah Kay said...

I could've used some of those!! When you get a chance, please send me a picture of my last day so I can laugh at how big I was. :)

Sarah Kay said...

PS - losing 20 pounds in one day is a comment I used on my husband often.

Bre said...

The next time someone says you look huge, just say "Thanks- so do you!" with a huge smile on your face. Whenever someone makes a rude comment I throw it right back at them. Like when people ask me when we are going to have another one, I always respond with, "When are YOU going to have another one?" Works every time. =)

And by the way, you do NOT look huge. You are a beautiful pregnant lady.

Tate said...

That is the worst! You'll forget all about those comments when your beautiful baby gets here. Sorry about last month, things have gotten so crazy and hectic and we didn't even make it out of town. I should have called, sorry. This having two kids thing gets a little crazy sometimes but its totally worth it!

The Morrisons... said...

Man, people have some nerve don't they! I am sure you look great!