I dont know about the rest of you but this pretty much sums up Quinns attitude about life... He is such a little shit, but I love him :)
The rules of a toddler:
If it is on, I must turn it off.
If it is off, I must turn it on.
If it is folded, I must unfold it
If it is not food, it must be tasted.
If it IS food, it must not be tasted.
If it is a liquid, it must be spilled.
If it is a solid, it must be thrown.
If it is high, it must be reached.
If it is shelved, it must be removed.
If it is plugged, it must be unplugged.
If it is closed, it must be opened.
If it does not open, it must be screamed at.
If it is full, it will be more interesting emptied.
If it is empty, it will be more interesting full.
If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon.
If Mommy's hands are full, I must be carried.
If Mommy wants to carry me, I must walk alone.
If it is a car seat, it must be protested with arched back.
If it is dry, it must be made wet with drool, milk, or toilet water.
And finally the defining trifecta:If it is yours it must be mine.If it ever was mine, it must still be mine.If it looks like something that was once mine, it must be mine.
Have a great day!
1 comment:
Oh sister, speaking my language! And I think you could add "if you have a boy, they will try twice as hard to do all of the above."
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